Monday, November 13, 2006

Execution

In a dark hotel room sit five friends. They are discussing the execution of the sixth friend of the group.
Camisia: He just had to do it. Why did Ben have to go and kill Nika?
Ian: I knew he was crazy all along. He just had that look in his eyes and he was silent. You knew he was up to something when he never said anything.
Hannah: I agree. That silence just said that something was going on in his mind. It is because he worked for Acxiom. He must have known something about Nika that he did not want everyone else to know.
Isaac: Yes. Acxiom. The company that knows everything about you. He told us about it one time. It is really scary.
Miranda: Acxiom turned him bad, it is true, but is it really necessary that we kill him?
Camisia: Yes! He always had that look in his eyes. The look of a crazy person! Possibly even a killer!
Isaac: He need to be killed! He’s gone mad! Who knows what he’s doing at this very moment! He could be killing people for all we know!
Miranda: It is possible. But still, he was a good friend. We shouldn’t kill him. What will that make us? The same as him. Killers of our friends.
Ian: That is true, but he worked for a secret company that knows everything about you! He needs to be killed! He betrayed us all by killing a friend.
Hannah: It’s true. He did kill our friend, but Miranda has a point. If we killed him we would be just the same as him! We would be killers too! I know I don’t want to be seen as a killer!
Isaac: Ben’s a killer! We have to do something about it! We can’t just let him go without punishment!
Ian: Then lets have a vote. All in favor of killing Ben raise your hands. (One hand is raised. It was Isaac’s) All opposed to killing our dear friend? (The remaining four friends raise their hands) Then it’s settled. We are not killing Ben.

4 Comments:

Blogger Osiris Stein said...

That looked kind of scary for a minute. *shiver*. I'm glad you decided the way you did. If you had come up with a different answer on that vote then well... Let me put it this way. I'd bring you down with me!

Hahaha! Hahahaha! Ha! Hehe! Lol! [More maniacal laughter]

All of that laughing was a recording of Ian. He's been practicing that laugh for me.

4:02 PM

 
Blogger Camisia said...

The whole laughing thing is hilarious, Ben.
That was interesting, I'm glad we didn't kill ben but now that i think about it........................................

jk.

10:10 AM

 
Blogger Jeb Oedkirk said...

WHAT IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm pretty sure that if we tried to kill Ben, his ghost would come and haunt us. It would be like Final Destination. By the way, Ben did my laugh without my approval. So anyway, BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:20 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wait ben didnt die? what? oh, well i guess we dont really want his ghost haunting us and all

by the way, nice laughing Ian (very...um what was the word...oh right...maniacal)

I love that isaac is the evil one, it is mildly appopriate, although i feel like if ian was writing the story miranda, camisia, or hannah would be the evil one (and probably the dead one too)

(i think we may have to re-vote) (it depends, how much does ben really know about us???)

4:38 PM

 

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